Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Public Transport *Shudder*...

#YouKnowYouNeedToLoseAFewPoundsWhen... A guy gives up his seat on a rush-hour tube, thinking you are pregnant.

Yes, you read that right. PREGNANT

Apart from the food babies, there is zilcho, nada, absolutely NO chances of me being up the duff.

Mainly for these 3 blatantly obvious factors...
a) I only like lady parts, exclusively.
b) I do not like children and ...
c) No! Just, no. Blehhh! The equivalent of a  baby watermelon being squeezed through my nostril...no, thanks.

Princess Kate may be able to, but not I.

So, shocked, confused and slightly flattered by this unusual gentlemanly behaviour 
in London, I took the seat... Rubbing my stomach in a tenderly fashion and thanking the man graciously with a shy smile and a tilt of the head.

How kind of him to put my own safety and comfort (not to mention that of my unborn child) admirably before his own... 


So, that's it. Blueberries and muesli it is for the foreseeable future.

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Professional scribbler and wearer of scarves, Caitlin is a freelance, comedy blogger and aspiring great lesbian novelist. *So she likes to think.

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